JOKES

A man walks into a bar. Ouch!

Two men walk into a bar. If the first one did it you would have thought the second whould have noticed!

Two fish are swimming around in a tank. One says to the other 'how do we drive this thing?'

When god created man all of the various body parts argued over who should be the boss, brain said that since he controled the body he should be boss, eyes said that without them man would be helpless and so they should be the boss, stomach said that since he digested all the food he should be the boss and legs said that since they carried man everywhere they should be the boss. Then a#%@hole applied for the job. All the other parts of the body laughed so hard that a#%@hole got mad and closed up. Three days later, brain got foggy, legs got wobbly, stomach got queasy, and eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all admitted defeat and made a#%@hole the boss. Which just goes to show you dont need to be a brain to be a boss, just an A#%@HOLE!!!

Whats the last thing to go through an insects mind when it hits the windshield? its bum.